Monday, March 06, 2006

Today's strip: Oh. Hello!

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9 comments:

KP said...

Hey, if it wasn't for a fake penis I wouldn't have met the love of my life and concieved two beautiful children....Fuck that fake penis has cost me a ton of money. I knew I should of left it in my grandfather's sock drawer.

I missed the strip you pulled....I hope you kept it someplace because I'd sure like to see it someday. Sounds like you've got a hell of an editor at home. I hope she gets a purdium for that.
Cheers.

9:33 AM
John S. said...

From my expierience, the funniest fake penis is the rubber top form a crutch. I believe that this was pioneered by my childhood pal, Greg Rorie.
As many of you know, the top of a crutch is vaguely flesh colored (caucasian flesh anyway) and from a distance is very convincing.
Walleye, you ani't met an editor until you've met Sara. And you have. But you haven't seen her in editing mode! Blunt, honest, and to the point! That's one of many reasons I love her!
(You can all stop wretching now. I hereby return you to your regularly scheduled dick jokes.)

10:23 AM
John S. said...

What is it with guys like Greg being geniuses at fake penis comedy?
I think my Greg was the first guy I ever saw grab his balls and say "I got you right here" instead of flipping the bird. Effective.

11:39 AM
mark kennedy said...

Aww! I missed the "ghost strip"! Put in in your book as a bonus.
My best fake penis story: When I was in high school, I walked up to a friend and he said "hey, close your eyes and hold your hand out". I did and suddenly I felt a fleshy penis-like thing flop into my hand. I jumped back and opened my eyes to see that it was a really old carrot that had become slighty rotten and flesh-like. Funny.

1:09 PM
John S. said...

I think fake boobs are funny. Pam Anderson and Mariah Carey ALWAYS make me laugh.
But nothing gets a laugh quicker and easier than a fake penis.
At Calarts, a couple of my friends made an incredibly realistic faake penis out of sculpey and left it on my pillow. I grabbed it and chased them down the hall with it. These guys made it, and yet they ran screaming like a couple of schoolgirls.
Everyone loves a fake penis!!

3:15 PM
John S. said...

A note about the pulled strip: It never would have generated as much discussion as this, as there was NO fake penis joke in it. This is a sign that I made the right decision in pulling the strip.
Hey Jim!! I lost a one gig Sandisk jump drive about a week ago. Could you check your basement? It has a green cap on it. Thanks!!!

4:53 PM
Lyndon said...

Doesn't anyone thing of the kids any more. Poor little potty mouthed Ducks, at this rate their going to be in therapy for life :-)

5:31 PM
Maddie said...

My fake penis story is that me and a handful of co-workers bought these Groucho glasses from a card and gag store across the street from our office. The glasses had a really realistic looking penis where the nose should be. Fleshy pink plastic. We took the noses off and and unzippped our flys and had the fake weiners hanging out. Anytime anyone came in to our area with a question, we would all pul our chairs away from our desks with the weiners exposed. Very real looking, and the looks on the peoples' faces. Well, when you're 19 and working your first office job, it's priceless. Of course that was the pre-PC 1980's.

7:08 PM
John S. said...

Hey Count! I remember those! You could get those at "Spencers". I loved that place when I was little!
Ahhh for a time when grown men could wear fake penises at work for a laugh. (sigh)

9:01 PM

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