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Sure Loopus is an idiot but who amongst us boys has not done the fake penis bit at one point or another? --It kills.
Personally I still crack up at pretty much any joke that involves genitalia whether real or insinuated. Call me childish!
Hey, if it wasn't for a fake penis I wouldn't have met the love of my life and concieved two beautiful children....Fuck that fake penis has cost me a ton of money. I knew I should of left it in my grandfather's sock drawer.I missed the strip you pulled....I hope you kept it someplace because I'd sure like to see it someday. Sounds like you've got a hell of an editor at home. I hope she gets a purdium for that.Cheers.
From my expierience, the funniest fake penis is the rubber top form a crutch. I believe that this was pioneered by my childhood pal, Greg Rorie. As many of you know, the top of a crutch is vaguely flesh colored (caucasian flesh anyway) and from a distance is very convincing. Walleye, you ani't met an editor until you've met Sara. And you have. But you haven't seen her in editing mode! Blunt, honest, and to the point! That's one of many reasons I love her!(You can all stop wretching now. I hereby return you to your regularly scheduled dick jokes.)
When I was in third grade, my friend Greg got something out of a bubble gum machine and it came in one of those funky plastic spheres. You know the kind. Here's the rub: it was flesh colored. Greg's first thought was to open his zipper and wedge this thing into his pants. With what appeared to be the tip of his dick hanging out, he went on a rampage on the playground. Girls ran screaming like frightened geese. Greg was like a god to me.
What is it with guys like Greg being geniuses at fake penis comedy? I think my Greg was the first guy I ever saw grab his balls and say "I got you right here" instead of flipping the bird. Effective.
What I would like to know is why women cannot get away with this kind of juvenile humor. It would be immature, but so much fun!Sadly, it is not the same to try to pull the same shit with our female parts. Fake vah-jay-jay comedy? I think not, doesn't have the same 'ring' nor is the female form quite designed to make jokes at the expense of protruding parts.Oh well. We may not be able to have the same kind of gross fun, but we still have boobs, and boobs rock, so that makes up for it.
Boobs do indeed rock. --It seems like there might be so hilarity to be had in the grotesquely huge fake nipple arena. --I'm smiling just thinking about it.
Aww! I missed the "ghost strip"! Put in in your book as a bonus.My best fake penis story: When I was in high school, I walked up to a friend and he said "hey, close your eyes and hold your hand out". I did and suddenly I felt a fleshy penis-like thing flop into my hand. I jumped back and opened my eyes to see that it was a really old carrot that had become slighty rotten and flesh-like. Funny.
I think fake boobs are funny. Pam Anderson and Mariah Carey ALWAYS make me laugh. But nothing gets a laugh quicker and easier than a fake penis. At Calarts, a couple of my friends made an incredibly realistic faake penis out of sculpey and left it on my pillow. I grabbed it and chased them down the hall with it. These guys made it, and yet they ran screaming like a couple of schoolgirls. Everyone loves a fake penis!!
The fake penis is the rubber chicken of "blue" comedy.
You know, I do believe I still have that picture of Greg somewhere in my basement. Seems like I have everything in my basement, missing a sock? Bet it's in my basement!Awesome strip, Greg was my first thought. Keep um cummin.(hehe)
Fake boobs are not funny, they are just...wrong. :/
A note about the pulled strip: It never would have generated as much discussion as this, as there was NO fake penis joke in it. This is a sign that I made the right decision in pulling the strip. Hey Jim!! I lost a one gig Sandisk jump drive about a week ago. Could you check your basement? It has a green cap on it. Thanks!!!
Doesn't anyone thing of the kids any more. Poor little potty mouthed Ducks, at this rate their going to be in therapy for life :-)
My fake penis story is that me and a handful of co-workers bought these Groucho glasses from a card and gag store across the street from our office. The glasses had a really realistic looking penis where the nose should be. Fleshy pink plastic. We took the noses off and and unzippped our flys and had the fake weiners hanging out. Anytime anyone came in to our area with a question, we would all pul our chairs away from our desks with the weiners exposed. Very real looking, and the looks on the peoples' faces. Well, when you're 19 and working your first office job, it's priceless. Of course that was the pre-PC 1980's.
Yeah, if you did that today there'd be hell to pay. --I mourn for a world that allowed fake weiners. Good times.
Hey Count! I remember those! You could get those at "Spencers". I loved that place when I was little!Ahhh for a time when grown men could wear fake penises at work for a laugh. (sigh)
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